10. Because we're really, really ridiculously good looking
9. If you come, we will offer you our protection.
8. Everyone there is totally honest and everybody feels free to
tell people stuff like: "Your teeth are many colors."
7. Sometimes we have so much fun that we can't tell the
difference between a B and a 3.
6. After one week with us in our youth group, you'll be prepared
to defend yourself with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes
of a puma, and the wisdom of a man.
5. Because we are so hot right now.
4. It's good for the soul.
3. We'll take funny pictures of you and put them on our website.
2. Because we are all a bunch of TANKS!
1. It's the coolest and most fun place ever!
